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#1 I've Fallen and there's a Tentacle in my Butt
There was a mishap in a lab during a sexual experiment that was being conducted on a naked young woman. A door that contained a creature with tentacles had cracked open by mistake. The monster became enraged when the test subject couldn't continue to orgasm and smashed the door open. The lab technicians tried to get the monster under control and in the process severed one of its tentacles. The tentacle escaped from the lab to the outside world. The scientist conducting the experiment rushed out after the tentacle. She knew that if she didn't catch the tentacle before it could find a human host, then it would spawn another creature and the city would be in danger.
#2 I've Fallen and there's a Tentacle in my Butt, Again!!!
Margaret discovered that remains of the monster when she returned to the lab. Most of the tentacles had been severed off. Things were much worse than she could imagine. The idea of all of those tentacles on the loose in the outside world worried her. The chance of them finding a host had risen exponentially. They turned on the news and discovered that chaos had already started within the city. They rushed out of the lab and just as they reached the outside Jenny fell to the ground and a tentacle had anchored her butt and rapidly dragged her off into the distance. Everything happened so fast they didn't have a chance to stop it. Margaret realized there was only one thing left to do to attract the tentacles and it was something she dreaded doing. Will they save Jenny and recover all of the tentacles before it’s to late?
#3 I've Fallen and there's a Tentacle in my Butt, and it's Even Bigger than Before
Yet again, Jenny had been anchored by a tentacle, but this time it had grown and its girth was very wide. Due to its enlarged state, it was able to feel the vibrations and was attracted toward the location of the monsters. It began heading toward the building that enclosed the abyss. What had made it grow? Did they stop the tentacle before it found a human host to incubate? Did Matt bumble once again?
BONUS STORY Lisa Always has Fallen and there's a Tentacle in her Butt (#5 of The Erotic Encounters of Lisa Always)
Lisa Always and Candy Sometimes were having a sleepover. Candy was reading Edward Naughty's story entitled, "I've Fallen and there's a Tentacle in my Butt." She read the story to Lisa. Lisa wished that she could be with a tentacle monster in a similar situation as in the naughty story. As they have always said, be careful what you wish for... Before she knew it, she was in the grips of her new found tentacle lover. After their encounter the tentacles became aggressive toward Lisa, she cried out for Candy to get Super Long. Candy ran next door and woke up Super Long to help save Lisa from the clutches of the tentacle monster. Will he get there in time to save her before the monster has dessert?
Warning These stories contain explicit sexual content that is not intended for those under the age of 18.
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Was looking for a light hearted read. This is just lousy writing. Waste of money and time. I've seen better stories in high schoolProduct details
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Review for I've Fallen and There's a Tentacle in My Butt, Collection by Edward Naughty
I had just finished reading another tentacle smut book and enjoyed the ridiculousness of it so I picked up the first in this series as a freebie and then the author kindly provided the full collection for my reading pleasure. I’ve Fallen and there’s a Tentacle in my Butt by Edward Naughty is exactly like I expected it to be; a spoof of an erotic tale about tentacle monsters and sexual relations with humans.
Edward Naughty did take this type of story and spun it in an old school Sci-fi movie with a monster chasing the blonde bimbo who happened to be wearing a bikini for absolutely no reason at all, but set in the bad acting porn flick kind of way. It was a hilarious distraction from reality. The utter insanity that is the tentacle smut genre is perfect for a great laugh and maybe someone out there thinks ‘hmm that’s hot’. I’m not one of them that gets my jollies off on this kind of story, but if you’ve had a horrible day and just need a comic relief these are great shorts to completely flip your mood.
With lines like...
"When you smell a sweet scent in the air and hear sucking and slurping, you had better cover your pie holes."
"Matt stood frazzled and naked, with his tallywhacker dangling between his legs."
"I'm a grower, not a shower."
How can you NOT enjoy the hilarity? I mean seriously people. Read it in the vein that it's meant to be read in, don't pick it up thinking it's going to be some kind of masterpiece, the author obviously put a lot of thought into his story, but at the end of the day this is a collection of shorts about insta-love, lab experiments going wrong, and tentacles that suck sexual pleasure out of people until the collapse.
The editing isn't perfect and the scenes are jumpy at times, but again... it's a spoof not a serious read so ignore the technicalities and laugh your butt off.
As a blogger I find it hard to seriously rate these kinds of books, they don’t fit into my normal criteria for star rankings… with that said I will throw 3 stars at this one for having laugh out loud moments. I look forward to trying some of Edward’s other titles. Happy reading!
Review by the Head Whore at Mommy’s a Book Whore.
Was looking for a light hearted read. This is just lousy writing. Waste of money and time. I've seen better stories in high school
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